- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

weiner? balls

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.