What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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GAY PEOPLE

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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womens rights!

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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George Bush.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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