What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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My Girlfriend

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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NEVER

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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