Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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