Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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potato farming

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dog

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Icecream

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