What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Kittens.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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