- Anti Joke

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Grapefruit.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

weiner? balls

Obama-Care

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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