Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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i hate you.

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