Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Your Mom

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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I came.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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