Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

you will die someday

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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