what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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GAY PEOPLE

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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womens rights!

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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