What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Anti Joke

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