- Anti Joke

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Anti Joke

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