- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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