Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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