A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

obama is a good president

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

who eats pencils asians

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Knock knock. Come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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