what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Women's rights.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

the guy below me is gay

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

BUTTERFARTING

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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