- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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