A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Anti Joke

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