Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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balls in ya mouf

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Women's rights.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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