what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Tim's gay.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Q: What's the point? A: .

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

women's rights.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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