Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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potato farming

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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