Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What is brown and sticky?

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What sucks?

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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