- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Hitler is my role model

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

9/11

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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