why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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cot!

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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