- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Knock knock. Come in.

tim rafter died no one cared

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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