- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Chuck Norris died.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Mitt Romney for president.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Women's rights.

cot!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Penis!

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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