- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

I avhe dyiaexls.

Women's sports.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

69

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

ps3

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??