A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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A guy is playing cod

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Penis

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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I only like NY as a friend.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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