Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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NEVER

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Small titties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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