How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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austins gay lolololol

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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My butt!!!!

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Anal cheese curds.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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