your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Your life That's the joke

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Patrick is gay

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Gestapo.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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