- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Women's rights.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Justin Bieber having an erection.

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