What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Kittens.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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