Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Obama.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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