- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What's white and sticky? Glue

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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