Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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weiner? balls

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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