- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Mitt Romney for president.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Women's rights.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

cot!

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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