- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Don't rape me!

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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