why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Women's rights.

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cot!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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