What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What flys? A fly

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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