- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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brett is a dick

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Haha

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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