what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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