- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

AVI IS A FAG

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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