What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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knock knock your gay

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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