... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Anti jokes.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Grapefruit.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

nine...eleven

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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