- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

obama is a good president

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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