- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

No

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Knock knock. Come in.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

tim rafter died no one cared

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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