Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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knock knock your gay

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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