Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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