Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

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