Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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