Three blondes walk into a community college.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Your mom

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What's white and sticky? Glue

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

balls in ya mouf

Freddie Mercurys teeth

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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