whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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you just lost the game!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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My mom's dead

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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