two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Anti Joke

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