Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Hello

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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My mom's dead

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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World Of Warcraft

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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