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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Anti jokes.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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