Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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dog

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potato farming

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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