- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim's gay.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Communism

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Penis jokes.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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