- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Do you know that car over there? No.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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