- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Get in the van

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Canada's army

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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