Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

dog

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Anti jokes.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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