FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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penis that is all

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Someone told me about this website.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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