Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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women's lacrosse.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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