- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A guy is playing cod

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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