- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Time flies like a banana.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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