- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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