What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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NEVER

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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