- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

My mom.

Dozer has a soul

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

nine...eleven

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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