- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Fuck her

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Tim's gay.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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