Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Your mom

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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