What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Hitler is my role model

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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