- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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