- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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