- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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