?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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