Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Hey Caleb.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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gay marriage.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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