- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

French people

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

the your face joke

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What did you say? I don't know.

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