- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

sweaty black guy

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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