- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

YOU IS DUM

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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