Asians

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Bumsniffer

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

WTF BOOOOOM

My mom's dead

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

"Hello." "Hi."

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

A black goes to college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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