Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a little girl gets raped

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knock knock your gay

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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penis that is all

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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