What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Someone told me about this website.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

penis that is all

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

cot!

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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