- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Time flies like a banana.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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