- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Grapefruit.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

I only like NY as a friend.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??