What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Womens rights.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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the your face joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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