What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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