I have read the Terms of Service.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Get in the van

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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69

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Canada's army

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Which one is hardest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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