what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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9:11 make a wish

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Anti Joke

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