Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Women's Basketball.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

womens rights

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

i hate you.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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