A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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you will die someday

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brett is a dick

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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