When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Grapefruit.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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sixty....eight.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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austins gay lolololol

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Anti Joke

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