Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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knock knock your gay

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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9:11 make a wish

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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