Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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I like your hair

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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women's rights

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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