Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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9:11 make a wish

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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