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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

People Eating Tasty Animals

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

weiner? balls

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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