How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

a black father

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

I have read the Terms of Service.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

lololololololololol

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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