How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

jewish people like other jewish people.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Don't rape me!

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Time flies like a banana.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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